Thursday, October 29, 2009

put down the pizza, and no one gets hurt


she's gonna shoot me if i eat any pizza.

so in my attempt to find more motivational mariska hargitay pictures, i found that she's posed nude. stunning photograph, by the way, though i'm not crazy about nudity. not that i'm opposed to it -- i just usually prefer people with their clothes on. even sexy ones, like MH.

i also discovered that she is gay. okay, so she's not really gay (what with being married to peter and all that), but dang she kisses a lot of women. i should make a new side blog called "mariska is gay," and then i can post pictures like the one of her fondling hillary swank's breasts. of course, if i made such a blog, i'd have all the olivia/alex/casey/any-female-on-the-show shippers after me all the time.

this weekend, after all the halloween festivities are over, i should pull out my favorite inspirational movies to help get me into workout mode: "the cutting edge," and "a league of their own." both of those movies always make me want to get buff. and putting on a little season 3 "svu" couldn't hurt, either. she was in her prime then, with that lovely short hair. just gotta lose 20 pounds and i can get my hair cut like that.

gotta do it.

did i mention that i'm hungry?

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